[/b]Hobo Jungle
Damn I miss that hobo life! Del, Tramp, Petey, San, Rocky... hell, all of you. I am giving up this domestic bliss and hopping a freight and returning to the freedom of nothing left to lose. I just happen to have a fresh batch of Idaho Gold[TM] and a sack of the finest potatoes Idaho has to offer. Here I come! [/b]
[/b]Dufus
Damn, Dufus,
It's me, San. Don't this bring a tear to my eye, brother. I'm headed back south to the Jungle on a fast freight so I'll be there when you jump from the boxcar.
Oh happy day! You can use the tin cup Petey gave me for the first pour of that Gold (TM) and every one after.
Everybody's here Dufus. Willy's been wordsmithing smooth as silk, Tramp's got a story, and there's a fella name of highrailjon that's just plain good people.
Mitch is here, Wayne rolled in, and Turk shows up when he's not seagoing.
If there's a politician outside the camp bellerin', jus ignore him. He's a fool.
The bar's set up and ready for you to hold court, so don't you go loitering.
San
It's me, San. Don't this bring a tear to my eye, brother. I'm headed back south to the Jungle on a fast freight so I'll be there when you jump from the boxcar.
Oh happy day! You can use the tin cup Petey gave me for the first pour of that Gold (TM) and every one after.
Everybody's here Dufus. Willy's been wordsmithing smooth as silk, Tramp's got a story, and there's a fella name of highrailjon that's just plain good people.
Mitch is here, Wayne rolled in, and Turk shows up when he's not seagoing.
If there's a politician outside the camp bellerin', jus ignore him. He's a fool.
The bar's set up and ready for you to hold court, so don't you go loitering.
San
Hello San. I am going to be in California next week, Pasadena actually, on a rescue mission.
should be about a week. any chance of this hobo and his gypsy mom meeting and greeting? She is the all-time character of the century at any gathering you can name.
Rocky
should be about a week. any chance of this hobo and his gypsy mom meeting and greeting? She is the all-time character of the century at any gathering you can name.
Rocky
Clean and Sober if need be
No justice, No Peace. Heaven is possible if you operate 3 rail trains
No justice, No Peace. Heaven is possible if you operate 3 rail trains
About time we had a proper bartender around here. Mixology is an art and requires the real Dufus.
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Will
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- Location: Formerly Delaware Water Gap, PA, now sweltering Miami
Hey guys, Dufus is found!
How about we meet somwhere warm? Probably have to ride the Cotton Belt down to Texas- even Kansas City is cold these days.
Me, I'm tired of living in this boxcar and looking at snow- could use a ride.
Tonight I'm dragging Petey's cup out and drinking with you guys. Whose tending bar? Duf, it has to be you.
How about we meet somwhere warm? Probably have to ride the Cotton Belt down to Texas- even Kansas City is cold these days.
Me, I'm tired of living in this boxcar and looking at snow- could use a ride.
Tonight I'm dragging Petey's cup out and drinking with you guys. Whose tending bar? Duf, it has to be you.
Hey Dufus! Welcome back. There have been some interesting going ons while you were gone.
After my second ride last Sunday, I went to the mall. I got scammed while there. I better warn you
about this latest scam.
The scam works like this: Two good looking young women come to your car as you are parking,
one starts wiping your windshield with a rag and the other comes to your window and bends over
so far her breasts just about fall out of her blouse.
While you're distracted, the other one lets herself in the backseat and then they both start
begging you for a ride home. Be very wary, because as soon as you start driving, one of them
will take off her shirt and rub her breasts on you while the other climbs over the seat and unzips
your pants. This is when they steal your wallet.
I was robbed last Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,
Thursday, and Friday, but I couldn't find them today.
After my second ride last Sunday, I went to the mall. I got scammed while there. I better warn you
about this latest scam.
The scam works like this: Two good looking young women come to your car as you are parking,
one starts wiping your windshield with a rag and the other comes to your window and bends over
so far her breasts just about fall out of her blouse.
While you're distracted, the other one lets herself in the backseat and then they both start
begging you for a ride home. Be very wary, because as soon as you start driving, one of them
will take off her shirt and rub her breasts on you while the other climbs over the seat and unzips
your pants. This is when they steal your wallet.
I was robbed last Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,
Thursday, and Friday, but I couldn't find them today.
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----Wayne----
Back when I was growing up, if you didn't start someth'n, there wouldn't be noth'n.
--Merle Haggard
Back when I was growing up, if you didn't start someth'n, there wouldn't be noth'n.
--Merle Haggard
Hey Rocky,
Pasadena is a bit up the track from my Southern clime, but if you get down toward San Diego give me a holler in the messages. I would enjoy meeting any of the 'bo's.
Hope that rescue mission goes well.
Meanwhile, speaking of rescues, that bar is looking sharp. It will look better with Dufus tending it.
San
Pasadena is a bit up the track from my Southern clime, but if you get down toward San Diego give me a holler in the messages. I would enjoy meeting any of the 'bo's.
Hope that rescue mission goes well.
Meanwhile, speaking of rescues, that bar is looking sharp. It will look better with Dufus tending it.
San
Wayne,
What a coincidence, the same thing happened to me at the Teton Mall in Idaho Falls! Where you screwed up is not restocking the wallet. when they only can lift 45 cents they start looking for more elegant gentlemen. I always had at least two bucks in my wallet every day for the first twenty-two days. After that I was too spent to worry about it.
Nice camp you have here!
Anyone for a belt of Idaho Gold[TM]?
Dufus
You look younger too. I guess thats what not bathing and living in a box car can do for your complection.
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P&R Pete
Dufus!
That really you? Gawd, yer sure homely enough, and Willy and San think it's you. Can it be?
Whassat, you got some Gold(tm)??
Holy crap, thought I was hallucinating.
Could you pour a few drops in my cup here? My throat's dry as a popcorn fart.
Any you boys know where I can get a used 2.0 liter motor fer my Escort? It's motor got blown.
Which is more than I got.
How come you never see a headline: "Psychic wins the lottery"? I need to know.
That really you? Gawd, yer sure homely enough, and Willy and San think it's you. Can it be?
Whassat, you got some Gold(tm)??
Holy crap, thought I was hallucinating.
Could you pour a few drops in my cup here? My throat's dry as a popcorn fart.
Any you boys know where I can get a used 2.0 liter motor fer my Escort? It's motor got blown.
Which is more than I got.
How come you never see a headline: "Psychic wins the lottery"? I need to know.
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