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Dufus
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Postby Dufus » Sat Mar 04, 2006 12:07 am

Damn I miss that hobo life! Del, Tramp, Petey, San, Rocky... hell, all of you. I am giving up this domestic bliss and hopping a freight and returning to the freedom of nothing left to lose. I just happen to have a fresh batch of Idaho Gold[TM] and a sack of the finest potatoes Idaho has to offer. Here I come! :D [/b]
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Del Mar
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Postby Del Mar » Sat Mar 04, 2006 12:44 am

Damn, Dufus,

It's me, San. Don't this bring a tear to my eye, brother. I'm headed back south to the Jungle on a fast freight so I'll be there when you jump from the boxcar.

Oh happy day! You can use the tin cup Petey gave me for the first pour of that Gold (TM) and every one after.

Everybody's here Dufus. Willy's been wordsmithing smooth as silk, Tramp's got a story, and there's a fella name of highrailjon that's just plain good people.

Mitch is here, Wayne rolled in, and Turk shows up when he's not seagoing.

If there's a politician outside the camp bellerin', jus ignore him. He's a fool.

The bar's set up and ready for you to hold court, so don't you go loitering.

San

RRRocky
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Postby RRRocky » Sat Mar 04, 2006 4:15 am

Hello San. I am going to be in California next week, Pasadena actually, on a rescue mission.

should be about a week. any chance of this hobo and his gypsy mom meeting and greeting? She is the all-time character of the century at any gathering you can name.

Rocky
Clean and Sober if need be
No justice, No Peace. Heaven is possible if you operate 3 rail trains

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Tramp
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Postby Tramp » Sat Mar 04, 2006 12:03 pm

About time we had a proper bartender around here. Mixology is an art and requires the real Dufus.
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Will
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Location: Formerly Delaware Water Gap, PA, now sweltering Miami

Postby Will » Sat Mar 04, 2006 1:13 pm

Hey guys, Dufus is found!

How about we meet somwhere warm? Probably have to ride the Cotton Belt down to Texas- even Kansas City is cold these days.

Me, I'm tired of living in this boxcar and looking at snow- could use a ride.

Tonight I'm dragging Petey's cup out and drinking with you guys. Whose tending bar? Duf, it has to be you.

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webenda
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Postby webenda » Sat Mar 04, 2006 2:32 pm

Hey Dufus! Welcome back. There have been some interesting going ons while you were gone.

After my second ride last Sunday, I went to the mall. I got scammed while there. I better warn you
about this latest scam.

The scam works like this: Two good looking young women come to your car as you are parking,
one starts wiping your windshield with a rag and the other comes to your window and bends over
so far her breasts just about fall out of her blouse.

While you're distracted, the other one lets herself in the backseat and then they both start
begging you for a ride home. Be very wary, because as soon as you start driving, one of them
will take off her shirt and rub her breasts on you while the other climbs over the seat and unzips
your pants. This is when they steal your wallet.

I was robbed last Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,
Thursday, and Friday, but I couldn't find them today.
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Back when I was growing up, if you didn't start someth'n, there wouldn't be noth'n.
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rogruth
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Postby rogruth » Sat Mar 04, 2006 2:52 pm

Wayne, You wore them out . Look for them next week . Also every one knows seven days makes a wHole week.
roger

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Del Mar
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Postby Del Mar » Sat Mar 04, 2006 3:06 pm

Hey Rocky,

Pasadena is a bit up the track from my Southern clime, but if you get down toward San Diego give me a holler in the messages. I would enjoy meeting any of the 'bo's.

Hope that rescue mission goes well.

Meanwhile, speaking of rescues, that bar is looking sharp. It will look better with Dufus tending it.

San

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Tramp
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Postby Tramp » Sat Mar 04, 2006 7:05 pm

Dennis, it's on its way. You'd think you'd been doing water all your life. Us beer guys are amazed.

Dufus
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Postby Dufus » Sat Mar 04, 2006 8:38 pm

:D Wayne,

What a coincidence, the same thing happened to me at the Teton Mall in Idaho Falls! Where you screwed up is not restocking the wallet. when they only can lift 45 cents they start looking for more elegant gentlemen. I always had at least two bucks in my wallet every day for the first twenty-two days. After that I was too spent to worry about it.

Nice camp you have here! :D

Anyone for a belt of Idaho Gold[TM]? :D
Dufus

Dufus
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Postby Dufus » Sat Mar 04, 2006 8:44 pm

San, is that really you? :D

Somehow you look even more distinguished. :shock: You look younger too. I guess thats what not bathing and living in a box car can do for your complection.

the drinks are on me! :D
Dufus

P&R Pete

Postby P&R Pete » Sat Mar 04, 2006 9:26 pm

Dufus!
That really you? Gawd, yer sure homely enough, and Willy and San think it's you. Can it be?
Whassat, you got some Gold(tm)??
Holy crap, thought I was hallucinating.
Could you pour a few drops in my cup here? My throat's dry as a popcorn fart.

Any you boys know where I can get a used 2.0 liter motor fer my Escort? It's motor got blown.
Which is more than I got.

How come you never see a headline: "Psychic wins the lottery"? I need to know.

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Tramp
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Postby Tramp » Sat Mar 04, 2006 10:00 pm

Hobos should NOT drive Escorts.

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Postby P&R Pete » Sat Mar 04, 2006 10:39 pm

Hobos gotta settle fer what they can get.
Always been.

Del Mar
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Postby Del Mar » Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:41 am

Dufus,

You look just grand behind that bar. And this has got to be the best batch of Idaho Gold (TM) ever poured. I can't even see across the room. Was going to play some pool, but Petey's got a 2 liter Escort engine he's tearing down on the table.

San


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