Hobo Jungle

[Tramp]

Jon, keep us posted on the arrival.

God, what a weekend. I want to do it again RIGHT NOW.

San, did you know that Pauli Girl and Beck's are the same beer in different packages. Smart, eh?

Pete, strange interesting posting. Where did you get that idea?

[P&R Pete]

Tramp, I said in my post, I got it in an e-mail.

My wife's getting worried. She says I'm walking around with a 'Dirty Harry' sneer on my face.
It's too late for San's wife. He's shooting rabbits through closed windows.

[Del Mar]

Guess I shouldn't have installed double panes. Damn there's a lot of glass! Fortunately, most of it blew outward.

San

[hev52]

My wife's getting worried. She says I'm walking around with a 'Dirty Harry' sneer on my face.

I guess will have to call ya.............Dirty Pete....................

Did ya grill up that hog......................


hev

[ANG retired]

(what happened to "Labor Day"?)

That is the question on may lips today!
Spent mine railfanning, not much drinking and debauchery.
How about the rest of younz?

[2railjon]

Just a wardrobe note to pass on to you fellow hobos- Now that Labor Day has passed, its considered "tacky" to dress in white pants and white shoes.

[ANG retired]

Then tell me, how I can be patriotic, With my red neck, white sox, and Blue Ribbon Beer?
Huh?
Of course, I really don't care about being tacky then either!

[Tramp]

Labor Day is no longer a recognized holiday in our present, shall I say, administrative situation. But I, and I hope others, sure made it one. It's the working class that made this country.


Fock 'em, I'll always celebrate it, and THEY will not take that away from me.

[ANG retired]

Just a wardrobe note to pass on to you fellow hobos- Now that Labor Day has passed, its considered "tacky" to dress in white pants and white shoes.

You have GOT to be kidding me, right?
If I EVER start looking like that, someone please shoot me!?!?!?!

[hev52]

You have GOT to be kidding me, right?
If I EVER start looking like that, someone please shoot me!?!?!?!

LMGDAO...........Yea ANG..............that's is the nerdy look fer sure.............but now they say you can wear that style all year..............


hev

[ANG retired]

My wrists are a little to rigid for that "style"
Hey!, for many years, clothes shopping meant new BDUs from the BX/PX!
You have any idea how hard it is wearing the office mandatory shirt and tie?
I prefer a pair of old, ratty levis, a freebie T shirt (volunteer for almost anything and ya gets a freebie shirt) and my old combat boots!
Now, women's fashion, I feel that nothing beats cutoff shorts and a bikini top!
Like these

[hev52]

Yea......................ANG Daisy is a lookin' good................. .........My kinda' gal...........


hev

[dogfight]

Hey Hev! Don't look at that man it'll burn your eye's out!,plus get you in trouble too!

[ANG retired]

Gawk away Hev, looking at Jeeps is good for you!
(yes, there is a Jeep in that photo. Took me about a week of constant staring to find it. Think "Where's Waldo")

[2railjon]

Baby Got Back

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Me so horny
Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz
Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

I'm tired of magazines
saying flat butt's the only thing
Take the average man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back, so

Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And ugh, double ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo **
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ****
Til the break of dawn
Baby, I got it goin on
A lot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda
Playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
and tell you that the butt need to go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You ain't it Miss Thang
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts