Hobo Jungle

[hev52]

Daisy................She couldn't resist the flesh

Tramp...............That tatoo is probably older than you. I got it when I was 3 years old

Pete..................Man, looks like you a rough night

Jon........There's more Shoo Fly Pie where that come from. It's better if you heat it in the micro for about 30 sec and then put some whipped cream on it or ice cream

Penn..............Do ya know if she wants to sell them engines?

hev

[Del Mar]

Daisy, the next time these boys get together, you better grab the camcorder and meet up with them. Think of the critical aclaim, cinematic kudos, and obscene profit in producing the series "Hobos Gone Wild".

Wish I had been there. One of these days. Glad Hev's on our side. Jon, too.

San

[2railjon]

And no matter what Hev says, his mom-in-law did'nt whip me 5 out of 5 times arm wrestling. It was only 4 out of 5 times.

[Tramp]

Hev, I liked your tattoo. I've designed a little flash myself. Where did you get yours?

Here's a section from one of my novels. What do you think of this one?

It was dark when they separated. Only one streetlight pasted a rectangle of vaporous milk on a wall. He kissed her gently on the lips, crawled over to the sofa, and leaned his sweaty back against it. She propped her head on an elbow, watching him. He snagged the beer off the coffee table and drank.
“Warm,” he said. “You want one?”
She nodded.
When he got back, trying not to limp, she’d switched on a light, settled on the sofa, shaken out her hair and put her shirt back on, leaving it unbuttoned. He handed her a beer. And she started laughing. Fock—he’d forgotten. She continued to laugh, almost bubbling over.
“I was only eighteen,” he said, sitting beside her. “It seemed like a great idea at the time.”
“It’s incredible. I love it.”
She bent at the waist, the shirt spreading. She kissed the headlight, the bell, then up to the smokestack with its coil of burning coal, licked down to the cowcatcher just above his navel, kissed every freight car all the way to the caboose and the horizon, which bisected his nipples. “You really are funny, you know that?”
“Took forever too.”
“I want a tattoo.”
“Not sure steam would be right for you. Maybe a diesel?”

[penncentral8885]

Hev,,,,NOPE!!!!! They claim there gonna fixem' up and run'em!
I'll believe it when I see it,,,I think the Case needs flew pipes anyway,,
Sad ,but that's where they'll sit till it's too late to do anything with them.

[Del Mar]

Hev,

It that your car?



What a concept! Imagine driving it right through one of those oh so trendy leopard skin Hummers.

San

[penncentral8885]

Speed wise, a Hummer would come out on top,,,,,but pound for pound that engine would kick a Hummers *** in a heart beat!

[2railjon]

Hev,

Is that your car?

San, that's what he pulled up into the bar parking lot with!! You should have seen them candy-ass biker fellas scatter!! Mom-in-law was about tired of shoveling coal, anyhows. She was ready for a beer with the fellas.

[2railjon]

I sure am missing runnin' those trains around the layout with my little man. We've got some catching up to do when I get back. He's the best thing that's ever happened to me. Whenever we go the the train room, that's the first thing he starts playing with, that silly Lionel log "thing". I'll never take it off the layout. I hope he grows up with the fond memories some of you other fellas did, sharing time with dad and trains.

[P&R Pete]

Yeah, little Jon-Jon looks lonely, Dad being away for so long. Bet he wouldn't be HALF so glum if he had a little BROTHER to keep him company!

LOL

[P&R Pete]

Mom-in-law was about tired of shoveling coal, anyhows. She was ready for a beer with the fellas.

LMAO!

My only experience was seeing one of those tractors at a farm show. They would have a once/day tractor parade, and all kinds of vintage and restored machinery would go rolling by, but all internal-combustion. Then they had one steam-tractor, and you could hear this thing coming, all the clanking and steel wheels over dirt and gravel. Then when passing a knot of kids, the guy would yank the whistle cord and knock everybody on their *** with the unexpected noise.
Man, you look at that thing, and think about the maintenance, and the time involved getting the steam up and keeping the fire hot, you'd almost think it had to be easier using horses!
One thing that was fascinating was that, on the tractor I saw in operation, there was no direct gear-driven steering. The steering-gear drove a 'third-wheel' which had a chain wrapped around it, and the chain went to the respective ends of the front wheel axles, and pulled one or the other backward, to steer. Pretty primitive.
Probably had to be damn careful also, on any kind of slope, to keep water on the crown sheet.
Hev, keep us posted on how you're doing!

[webenda]

Speed wise, a Hummer would come out on top,,,,,but pound for pound that engine would kick a Hummers *** in a heart beat!

I believe it Penn. The little one in this photo (Pima County Fair, Tucson, AZ, 2001) had no problem pulling the weight sled used to test big farm tractors.

[2railjon]

LMAO, Hev sent me this!!!

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of

a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the

United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi,

Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Texas, and West Virginia boys will be

dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts
about
terrorists :

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music or Jesus.

5. They are directly responsible for the deaths of Elvis & Dale
Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by next
Friday.

[penncentral8885]

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by next
Friday.

I don't think it would take that long!

[2railjon]

Now that I've learned the proper supply channels and paperwork for requesting rivets for mess kits, I've come to feel a whole lot better about myself.

Hey Hev!!, Will noon on Friday be to late for a trip to Strasburg?