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Priceless, both of them. 
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Some snippets of humor can get you through the day just a little easier. 
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It was actually an Airbus A 320.
Once I built a railroad, I made it run,
Made it race against time.
Once I built a railroad, now it's done --
Brother, can you spare a dime?
Made it race against time.
Once I built a railroad, now it's done --
Brother, can you spare a dime?
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Bet those don't do well in a toaster
. Trying to imitate their distant cousins Snap, Crackle, and Pop!
Once I built a railroad, I made it run,
Made it race against time.
Once I built a railroad, now it's done --
Brother, can you spare a dime?
Made it race against time.
Once I built a railroad, now it's done --
Brother, can you spare a dime?
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chuck wrote:Bet those don't do well in a toaster. Trying to imitate their distant cousins Snap, Crackle, and Pop!
Must be a lot of sugar in them to get up to 190 calories
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Next, it'll be dough-filled Pop Tarts, with dough frosting.
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Next, it'll be dough-filled Pop Tarts, with dough frosting.
That sounds dreadful. Yuck!!
Once I built a railroad, I made it run,
Made it race against time.
Once I built a railroad, now it's done --
Brother, can you spare a dime?
Made it race against time.
Once I built a railroad, now it's done --
Brother, can you spare a dime?
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Roy wrote:Next, it'll be dough-filled Pop Tarts, with dough frosting.
Some actually like cookie dough..................but I have no idea why.
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Frosted cookie dough is a real Pop Tart flavor.

Cookie dough is pretty much sugar and butter and a small amount of flour. Bread dough is what I was thinking of when Roy posted his "suggestion".

Cookie dough is pretty much sugar and butter and a small amount of flour. Bread dough is what I was thinking of when Roy posted his "suggestion".
Once I built a railroad, I made it run,
Made it race against time.
Once I built a railroad, now it's done --
Brother, can you spare a dime?
Made it race against time.
Once I built a railroad, now it's done --
Brother, can you spare a dime?
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chuck wrote:Bread dough is what I was thinking of when Roy posted his "suggestion".
I was thinking Pop Tart dough filling in a Pop Tart dough crust, with Pop Tart dough frosting.
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Based on the "taste" I'm not sure Pop Tarts are made from "dough". Maybe PlayDough? The unfrosted ones really do taste like cardboard, even when heated in the toaster (then they taste like hot cardboard. The frosted ones taste a little like animal crackers which is a small step up from cardboard.
Toaster strudel isn't much better. It is "tastier" but usually holds so much heat that you burn your mouth trying to eat them.
Entenmann's frosted devils food donuts are the best "store bought" pastries. If I could get them anywhere, I'd go with Porto's Bakery pastries. Unfortunately they are only available in a few parts of LA county.
Toaster strudel isn't much better. It is "tastier" but usually holds so much heat that you burn your mouth trying to eat them.
Entenmann's frosted devils food donuts are the best "store bought" pastries. If I could get them anywhere, I'd go with Porto's Bakery pastries. Unfortunately they are only available in a few parts of LA county.
Once I built a railroad, I made it run,
Made it race against time.
Once I built a railroad, now it's done --
Brother, can you spare a dime?
Made it race against time.
Once I built a railroad, now it's done --
Brother, can you spare a dime?
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