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[rogruth]

Wayne,

[webenda]

I'd definitely advise against punching a cow in the face, they have been known to punch back.

I have given cows a smile or even a hug, and have never found myself in a situation where I felt threatened by one. However, I just thought I'd ask, for fun. They seem nice, to me.

Cows are nice as long as you are nice to them, Murph.

Ask anyone who has ever worked with cows, cows are all kickboxers.

[MurphOnMillerAve]

Good to know!

P.S. If they do enough of that, is that how we got milkshakes in the first place ? Ohwait, or is that how we get butter?

[Rufus T. Firefly]

[MurphOnMillerAve]

And then what? The doll is shaved, which obviously can't be repeated indefinitely , so what's next, one can wonder.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

And them what? The doll is shaved, which obviously can't be repeated indefinitely , so what next, one can wonder.

If inclined, maybe you could rub it down with some lotion,

[MurphOnMillerAve]

Now, there's a creative mind !
P.S. The doll is gross.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Now, there's a creative mind !
P.S. The doll is gross.

It is horrific, yet you know you want one.............

[rogruth]

Is this like the old Chia pets that grew grass/hair/something?
Those were strange but I would think that somebody with one of the above would be strange.

[MurphOnMillerAve]

Now, there's a creative mind !
P.S. The doll is gross.

It is horrific, yet you know you want one.............

You're projecting.

[rex desilets]

[HONDO74]

This is the baby DOLL that Rufus wants to play with.

[MurphOnMillerAve]

Yes, indeedee. I was thinking. It isn't exactly a giant leap from oiled-up rubber babydolls to vinyl-clad, stiletto'd hot babes (it all depends on the approach,) and there you are having captured the whole idea in one photo, HONDO.
From a personal collection? (Not that that's bad thing. No judgement. Just awonderin' .)

Playfully yours,
daMurph
P.S. How do you keep that bedspread clean? It seems like it would be quite the germ and bug collector, huh.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Yes, indeedee. I was thinking. It isn't exactly a giant leap from oiled-up rubber babydolls to vinyl-clad, stiletto'd hot babes (it all depends on the approach,) and there you are having captured the whole idea in one photo, HONDO.
From a personal collection? (Not that that's bad thing. No judgement. Just awonderin' .)

Hondo can have the plastic toys; I prefer mine to be alive, warm, and responsive.

[HONDO74]

Yes, indeedee. I was thinking. It isn't exactly a giant leap from oiled-up rubber babydolls to vinyl-clad, stiletto'd hot babes (it all depends on the approach,) and there you are having captured the whole idea in one photo, HONDO.
From a personal collection? (Not that that's bad thing. No judgement. Just awonderin' .)

Hondo can have the plastic toys; I prefer mine to be alive, warm, and responsive.

But your idea of alive, warm, and responsive might be different than mine. I never liked latex.