An Irishman is sitting at a bar in New York City and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes.
The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I have this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
The Irishman explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well, it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
The Irishman smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's running about an hour fast. Can I buy you a drink?"
Kurt
Hobo Jungle
Did you like the Viagra one Cats rule, and dogs drool! 
"Ain't no sunshine when she's gone.
It's not warm when she's away.
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
And she's always gone too long anytime she goes away.
Wonder this time where she's gone,
Wonder if she's gone to stay
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
And this house just ain't no home anytime she goes away."
"Ain't no sunshine when she's gone.
It's not warm when she's away.
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
And she's always gone too long anytime she goes away.
Wonder this time where she's gone,
Wonder if she's gone to stay
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
And this house just ain't no home anytime she goes away."
Pete you must be psychic to put those Bill Withers lyrics up, that was the song on the radio driving home from having to put my favorite cat down a few years ago, now it always makes feel so sad.
Cute photo. Our new cat Boo always lies in the sink like that when we take a bath. He follows us wherever we go and tries to do the same thing we're doing, kind of funny. But ever since we got this new cat toy "Da Bird" that's ALL he wants to do, is jump for it like in my YouTube video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg4vve3eNfo
That toy is cat crack. We have to keep it locked in the bar so he won't just eat it. Now he sits in front of the bar door crying and scratching to get in. Along with Tramp's mom.
Cute photo. Our new cat Boo always lies in the sink like that when we take a bath. He follows us wherever we go and tries to do the same thing we're doing, kind of funny. But ever since we got this new cat toy "Da Bird" that's ALL he wants to do, is jump for it like in my YouTube video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg4vve3eNfo
That toy is cat crack. We have to keep it locked in the bar so he won't just eat it. Now he sits in front of the bar door crying and scratching to get in. Along with Tramp's mom.
The dang revenuers got grandma, yesterday!!!!!!:
Agents with the Mississippi Alcohol Beverage Control destroyed an illegal distillery in Bolivar County today. Bettie *olliday, 75, of the Shaw community was arrested and charged with possession of untaxed whisky.
ABC agents executed a search warrant at *olliday's home after receiving information in the case. Agents reported seizing 36 gallons of moonshine and a six-barrel still adjacent to the home. Also, 300 gallons of mash, along with a cooker, burner, condenser and copper coil were seized and destroyed.
Conviction on a charge of possession of untaxed whiskey is a misdemeanor punishable by up to three years in prison.
Running that red block Charlie.
Daisy wrote:Pete you must be psychic to put those Bill Withers lyrics up, that was the song on the radio driving home from having to put my favorite cat down a few years ago, now it always makes feel so sad.
Cute photo. Our new cat Boo always lies in the sink like that when we take a bath. He follows us wherever we go and tries to do the same thing we're doing, kind of funny. But ever since we got this new cat toy "Da Bird" that's ALL he wants to do, is jump for it like in my YouTube video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg4vve3eNfo
That toy is cat crack. We have to keep it locked in the bar so he won't just eat it. Now he sits in front of the bar door crying and scratching to get in. Along with Tramp's mom.
Daisy,
That's a helluva jumper!
How high is Boo jumping ... 3-4 feet ?
GP
Daisy wrote:So check out my Superfly video of my cat jumping in slow motion! :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg4vve3eNfo
This is what Tramp and I do when it's beer o'clock. Well one thing.
awesome! Daizy...
But I saw another quiet cat watching. Is it possible that one cat jump like a crazy and the other one just enjoy the show?
Andre.
GP, I think he's jumping almost 5 feet judging from where he is compared to Tramp. It's pretty cool to watch him running around effortlessly in trees too, he's got a lot of feline prowess.
Andre, the other cat is really really really old! She hardly ever wakes up, so her sitting there outside watching Boo jump is a huge amount of exercise for her!
Glad you liked the video. I'm going to make some more this summer. I've been hoping to get some with Boo and the trains, but for some reason the idea makes Tramp nervous. Not sure why.
Andre, the other cat is really really really old! She hardly ever wakes up, so her sitting there outside watching Boo jump is a huge amount of exercise for her!
Glad you liked the video. I'm going to make some more this summer. I've been hoping to get some with Boo and the trains, but for some reason the idea makes Tramp nervous. Not sure why.
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