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Postby Frank53 » Sat Nov 18, 2006 12:36 am

Del Mar wrote:
Slowly a sound started to build in Lardass' stomach. A strange and scary sound like a log-truck coming at you at a hundred miles an hour. Suddenly, Lardass opened his mouth. And before Bill Travis knew it, he was covered with five pies worth of used blueberries. The women in the audience screamed. Bossman Bob Cormier take one look at Bill Travis and barfed on Principal Wiggins. Principal Wiggins barfed on the lumberjack that was sitting next to him. Mayor Grundy barfed on his wife's tits. But when the smell hit the crowd, that's when Lardass' plan really started to work. Girlfriends barfed on boyfriends. Kids barfed on their parents. A fat lady barfed in her purse. The Donnelly-twins barfed on each other. And the women's auxiliary barfed all over the Benevolent Order of Antelopes. And Lardass just sat back and enjoyed what he created.


It was a regular Barf-O-Rama.

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Postby Tramp » Sat Nov 18, 2006 9:12 am

I located Jon. Everything is fine.

Hev, that's not what I said. Daisy could warm up with a twelve pack.

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Postby 2railjon » Sat Nov 18, 2006 3:42 pm

Thanks for checking up on me, fellas!! I'm at a military school!!!!! I'll get a small break next week to go home for turkey day with the wife and son!! Man, do I miss that kid!!! :cry: :cry: We'll catch up then!!! Jon
Have a beer for me!!!!! :D :D

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Postby Del Mar » Sat Nov 18, 2006 4:00 pm

Jon, thanks for stepping in here at Homer's. Hope your tour at Ft. Dogbutt ends soon. Good thing you can be home for Thanksgiving and run trains with the lad.

Best Regards,

Tom

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Postby hev52 » Sat Nov 18, 2006 11:24 pm

Jon good to hear from ya Bo....................damn, I thought ya took off with one of them there burlap sisters............................... :lol: :lol:

Now I'm gonna twist up a dream and drink a third rail for ya Bro......................... :wink:


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Postby penncentral8885 » Sun Nov 19, 2006 7:25 pm

SHOOOOOWEEE! You can sure tell the holiday's are gittin' close
This is one quite sombitch around here! :lol:
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Turn to the dark side!,,,,Penn Central 1968-1976

"from there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere.",,,,,Dr. Seuss

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Postby 2railjon » Sun Nov 19, 2006 8:07 pm

"Once enemy resistance on the objective has ceased, the squad or platoon must quickly take the following steps to consolidate and prepare to defend against a counterattack...."

Somebody PLEASE have an extra beer for me tonight!!!! :roll: :wink:

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Postby ANG retired » Sun Nov 19, 2006 8:24 pm

highrailjon wrote:"Once enemy resistance on the objective has ceased, the squad or platoon must quickly take the following steps to consolidate and prepare to defend against a counterattack...."

Somebody PLEASE have an extra beer for me tonight!!!! :roll: :wink:

SURE!~!!!
(Sounds like ANOC to me... :roll: )
I always wanted to look at the instructor on some of these and go
DUH!!!


BTW, TESTFIRE!!!!!
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Postby Mitch » Sun Nov 19, 2006 8:38 pm

[quote="highrailjon"]"Once enemy resistance on the objective has ceased, the squad or platoon must quickly take the following steps to consolidate and prepare to defend against a counterattack...."


"I don't want to get any reports that we're holding our ground. We're not holding on to anything. We'll let the Hun do that. We are constantly advancing". General George S. Patton III :wink:
If you agree with the Progressives, it's freedom of speech. If you disagree, it's hate speech. There are no alternatives.

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Postby hev52 » Sun Nov 19, 2006 9:15 pm

Jon..........................I can load up the beer wagon.................................. :wink:









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P&R Pete

Postby P&R Pete » Thu Nov 23, 2006 12:25 am

Was going to go the organic, free range turkey route like our fellow vagabond, Tramp. I blew it. Took off a couple of hours from work and headed out to the turkey ranch in Escondido. Nice day, warm, good country to travel. Trouble. I have been working a lot of hours (paid off, recently promoted) so I took Jahan with me to have some time with her. When she realized that they killed the turkeys right there, she would have nothing to do with it. Stomped right back to the car and refused to come out. There was no way I was going to bring a recently murdered creature back into the car and have her in the car as well. She is still not talking to me much beyond "Yes, Tom" or "No, Tom".


San, LOL!
Reminds me of a Springsteen song: "Tenth Avenue Freeze-out".
Reminds me of a time I went to visit my sis on her farm, and my brother-in-law slew a chicken, (which I helped pluck), and then it got served up for dinner, but we kinda *gulped* and remembered that bird trucking happily around the barnyard two hours earlier, and kinda lost our collective appetites.
That was my first wife. Wouldn't have bothered the Redhead one whit. :D

So I wish you the best as you endure your penance. Are we looking at a couple of days, or might she be good for a month? LOL

Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving to you and Jahan from Kim and Petey and the young Unscrubbed.

P&R Pete

Postby P&R Pete » Thu Nov 23, 2006 12:27 am

Tonight's Pennsylvania sunset brought to you by Edvard Munch.

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Reminds me of a few lines from a poet:

Above the barroom neon
The sky is enormous with orange light,
The clouds an architect's grandest dream,
While under me, the rhythm of wheel and rail
Is like the continuous dousing
of an ever-rising flame.


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Postby P&R Pete » Thu Nov 23, 2006 12:29 am

Thanksgiving Eve, November, 2000:

"It's a cold night in the jungle, but the mood runs high as tommorrow is Thanksgiving. There is a fine, strong bonfire lifting sparks to the heavens, as the darkening heavens send down some big snowflakes. All manner of beverages are being passed around and the poets are clearing their throats. The jungle is just at the edge of the tracks (double mainline) and a Lionel 700E just chuffed past towing its original consist. Any train is possible to see at this jungle.
I thought it might be nice to have a thread where stories and poems having trains at their core might be posted. Where the lost, and the penniless (aren't we all after feeding our train habits), and the usually quiet might have a place to warm there hands and listen to a poem or get a dram of something good. I'll try and make a start."


TRAINS

What these vague memories drawn through
The mind like a restless tremble of fever?
What has informed these blurred images?
This night train halt in a Pullman sleeper,
Sentinel platform lights wreathed by fog,
A face white against the moist glass,
These moving lips are whispering, as
Steam caresses the locomotive's drivers,
A wet cement platform glistening empty,
As a bent black conductor calls, All-laboard,
As a whistle signs to departure's darkness.
More steam now in a vast passenger shed,
Overhead the engineers' crisscross of iron
Like a hallucinogen's etched pattern, the
Soot patina of endless departed consists.
A baggage cart creaks languidly pushed,
The leather of the stickered trunks and bags,
Eased along the polished baggage car floor,
A small lighted kiosk way down the platform,
"Paper, sir," and yes, wrappered sandwiches,
magazines, candy, and the always cup of coffee.
And then the pale long legs of a woman as she
Hands herself up through the open Pullman door,
Her red coat for an instant offering precious inches.
The blind wander of the travel weary,
The tossed minute firework of a cigar end,
The crash of a couplers metallic mate,
The violent outbreath of an airhose release,
Why are these fragments so known?
And now these thin oriental rugs and hardwood floors,
There metal tracks to carry voltage from room to room,
There the locomotive smokes and the haunt of the whistle
Runs along the wainscotted walls and marble fireplaces.
The passenger cars light the loomed wool and waxed wood,
Move through each darkening room with the certainty of time,
This twilight carressing the mind till it reaches level, like
A ship rising slowly in a lock.
This is not childhood,
Whose memories are these,
For they can not be mine.

(Tramp)

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Postby P&R Pete » Thu Nov 23, 2006 12:32 am

Happy Thanksgiving to you too, Willie.
Wherever you are.
The Orangeville clan misses you.

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Postby Del Mar » Thu Nov 23, 2006 2:22 am

Petey,

Jahantab, Tiffany, Roza, and I wish the Redhead, the sacks of spuds, and yourself the best of Thanksgivings.

Thinkin' of Willie as well. Thanksgiving in Florida. Go figure. Hope he's got a place to go or is hosting one. Could go either way with that hobo. Hope his young one is doing well on her academic pursuit.

The Silence is over. Jahan came up and planted a nice kiss on me as I was making the Indian Corn Pudding. Sigh. The rock hard oblate spheroid is thawed and soaking in its brine. Looking forward to roasting it.

Pedal and Pig territory. Get together on most Thanksgiving mornings with a few mountain biking friends and hammer the coastal slopes. The view up on Torrey Pines is amazing when there is no fog. With fog it's still a good outing. Come back destressed and ready to deal with the meal and an eclectic collection of guests. Youngest, Roza, is bringing over the boyfriend. I promise not to kill him.

Thanksgiving Eve 2000 hit me in the gut. I was not around for the original. Blessings on you for posting it. Thank God you keep this stuff, it's priceless and a shame that it was purged from "Springtime for Hitler's" little enterprise. That Tramp gets it.

I have a formerly Vietnamese, now American friend at work; his name is Do. Loves Lionel trains. Has everything in the JLC series and runs them on his layout. I took the unopened Hiawatha box to work so that he could share in the fun of seeing it for the first time. It turned out to be important enough that he brought his son to work for the event. Lionel and myself now have a perminant fan. "Whose memories are these, For they can not be mine". They are not mine either, for my parents could never have afforded this stuff. Nevertheless, a young boy whose father is from another country, world, and culture is thinking about the Milwaukee Road and liking it.

Humbly thankgiving,

San


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