JHC, THAT's a SNAKE!
(I stuck this next thing on another thread, meant to stick it here).
Wife called me at work here to tell me a belching, smoking, hissing, whooshing and clanking apparition-on-wheels came looming out of the fog and pulled up out front, and the driver, (she said he looked like the Horseman of the Apocalypse

), dropped off a box at the house. She had the kids and herself hid in a closet , but peeked-out as it receded, and saw the word "Frick" on the back.
"Frick"? Only know one dude drives a "Frick".
Hev, what the hell you up to now?
I find out at midnight!