Seen in Print

[Tom Dempsey]

Or, he may actually be the world's leading expert on the ancient oriental art of monkey *** licking.

[BruceB]

Was he a model employee or just the new guy? Tenure is such a good thing?

[Roy]

Why did they feed this baby monkey a peanut?

[HONDO74]

Why did they feed this baby monkey a peanut?

After a young Francois' leaf monkey in his care consumed a peanut that had been tossed into its enclosure, Wuhan Zoo employee Zhang Bangsheng noticed that the animal had become dangerously constipated.

Being too big to pass through the monkey's system naturally, the peanut had to be extracted manually. Apparently, that meant licking it out.

Zhang told local reporters the three-month-old lutung was too small for laxatives, so he had no choice but to extract the wayward legume with his lingua. After washing the its bottom with warm water (because not doing so would be disgusting), Zhang spent an hour polishing the monkey's pooper before the peanut finally popped out.

[HONDO74]

[Roy]

Why did they feed this baby monkey a peanut?

After a young Francois' leaf monkey in his care consumed a peanut that had been tossed into its enclosure, Wuhan Zoo employee Zhang Bangsheng noticed that the animal had become dangerously constipated.

Being too big to pass through the monkey's system naturally, the peanut had to be extracted manually. Apparently, that meant licking it out.

Zhang told local reporters the three-month-old lutung was too small for laxatives, so he had no choice but to extract the wayward legume with his lingua. After washing the its bottom with warm water (because not doing so would be disgusting), Zhang spent an hour polishing the monkey's pooper before the peanut finally popped out.

Thanks, Hondo74. If the baby is so rare and endangered, why would it be in a situation where just anyone could throw something dangerous in it's cage? (No, I don't care enough, to look it up.)

So, anilingual therapy works for constipation on this species of monkey. I'm thinking this may qualify as too much information.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

I am intrigued by the number of parties that find this topic and event so captivating.

[Roy]

I am intrigued by the number of parties that find this topic and event so captivating.

It does seem metaphoric for the attitude of many Americans. They feel that everyone should be forced to eat the shit of the psychopathic rich.

[robert.]

I just read that major airline will now install usb cords into their oxygen masks. This will allow passengers to use their cellphones while an oxygen mask is deployed.

[Roy]

I just read that major airline will now install usb cords into their oxygen masks. This will allow passengers to use their cellphones while an oxygen mask is deployed.

I saw the 60 Minutes piece about Allegiant Air, including the part where passengers were told to breathe through their shirts, because the oxygen masks failed to deploy. Rich psychopaths and their ignorant minions...

[Rufus T. Firefly]

I just read that major airline will now install usb cords into their oxygen masks. This will allow passengers to use their cellphones while an oxygen mask is deployed.

I saw the 60 Minutes piece about Allegiant Air, including the part where passengers were told to breathe through their shirts, because the oxygen masks failed to deploy. Rich psychopaths and their ignorant minions...

More worrisome was the FAA's apparent lack of enforcement.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

[healey36]

Was wondering if this is cogent advice:



Anybody here know?

Healey

[E7]

Why did they feed this baby monkey a peanut?

They were out of steaks!

[webenda]

Was wondering if this is cogent advice:

Healey

No, it is a play on words.

Cogent advice would be, "If attacked by a mob of Juggalos... RUN!"