Political "Seen in Print" Humor

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I thought we might want a thread dedicated to political humor, that way it doesn't congest the normal "Seen In Print" thread. So, for those who don't want to see/read it, you don't have to. Trump is gone, but Biden and the Dems have become such easy targets these days and I'm sure there will be a lot of satire as we get closer to presidential elections. This is open for satire of both parties.... as there is plenty to go around.

This is not the place for discussion/argument or personal political beliefs, just a place to show printed political matter.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

I thought we might want a thread dedicated to political humor, that way it doesn't congest the normal "Seen In Print" thread. So, for those who don't want to see/read it, you don't have to. Trump is gone, but Biden and the Dems have become such easy targets these days and I'm sure there will be a lot of satire as we get closer to presidential elections. This is open for satire of both parties.... as there is plenty to go around.

This is not the place for discussion/argument or personal political beliefs, just a place to show printed political matter.

There is indeed more than plenty to go around, but good luck on this not deteriorating to being place for discussion/argument or personal political beliefs.

[HONDO74]

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Well, it takes two to argue, so maybe we can keep it to a minimum. Lots of funny crap out there.

[gregj410]

Really? Seen in print is seen in print, I mean I never saw any parameters established, so alls fair in love and war right? The liberals really have know sense of humor so they won’t participate. I say we keep pissing them off on the seen in print thread.

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Just thought I would allow some of our thin skinned posters to avoid being upset. But, do what you want Greg. As you say, there are no rules or regulations, so go for it.

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https://victorhanson.com/american-coup-we-never-knew/

Interesting read.

[gregj410]

That’s the left. They destroy everything they touch. On the other side it’s the spineless twit republicans. All it takes for evil to prevail is for good men to do nothing. I wouldn’t say all Republicans are good men and/or woman but they sure are doing nothing to let evil prevail.

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Yeah, this Covid journey has been like a bad dream with the changes in beliefs and modifications to existing laws and policies. Never would have believed it could change this country everything as much as it did.

[v8vega]

Why do Republicans always have spineless members and Democrats never?

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Why do Republicans always have spineless members and Democrats never?

Ooooooh, so many answers to that question. Are you drawing us out vega?

[HONDO74]

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Sen. Kennedy graduated magna *** laude in political science, philosophy,

and economics from Vanderbilt University, was president of his senior
class, and was elected to Phi Beta Kappa. He received his law degree from
the University of Virginia School of Law, where he was an executive editor
of the “Virginia Law Review” and elected to the Order of the Coif. He
earned a Bachelor of Civil Law degree with first class honors from Oxford
University (Magdalen College) in England, where he studied under Sir Rupert
Cross and Sir John H. C. Morris.

RECENT QUOTES FROM: SEN. JOHN KENNEDY, (R) LOUISIANA

FIRST OF ALL, I’M JOHN KENNEDY, NOT THAT JOHN KENNEDY, I AM THE OTHER JOHN
KENNEDY, (R) SENATOR REPRESENTING THE GREAT STATE OF LOUISIANA.

PERMIT ME TO TELL YOU WHAT I BELIEVE.

* 1. I BELIEVE AMERICA WAS FOUNDED BY GENIUSES BUT IS NOW RUN BY IDIOTS.

* 2. I BELIEVE YOU CAN’T FIX STUPID, BUT YOU CAN VOTE THEM OUT OF OFFICE.

* 3. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HEARD OF ANYONE TRYING TO SNEAK INTO
CHINA.

* 4. AMERICA IS SO GREAT THAT PEOPLE WHO HATE IT, REFUSE TO LEAVE IT.

* 5. LET ME SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION, SO FAR, THE
BIDEN ADMINISTRATION SUCKS.

* 6. I DON’T LIKE TO BRAG ABOUT THE EXPENSIVE PLACES I’VE BEEN TO, BUT
THIS MORNING I WENT TO THE GAS STATION.

* 7. I BELIEVE EXERCISE MAKES YOU LOOK BETTER NAKED. BUT SO DOES ALCOHOL.

* 8. WELFARE SHOULD BE A BRIDGE, NOT A PARKING LOT.

* 9. WEAKNESS INVITES THE WOLVES.

* 10. WE MUST ARM FOR PEACE.

* 11. WE DON’T HAVE A GUN CONTROL PROBLEM WE HAVE AN IDIOT CONTROL
PROBLEM.

* 12. FREE ADVICE FRIENDS, IF GOVERNMENT TELLS YOU NOT TO BUY A GUN, BUY
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* 14. HERE’S A FREE TIP, COPS WILL LEAVE YOU ALONE IF YOU DON'T DO STUPID
THINGS.

* 15. I BELIEVE WE NEED AN ELECTION DAY, NOT AN ELECTION MONTH.

* 16. I BELIEVE YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO PROVE WHO YOU SAY YOU ARE WHEN YOU
VOTE.

* 17. I BELIEVE 400,000 BODIES BURIED AT ARLINGTON NATIONAL CEMETERY IS
THE REASON YOU SHOULD STAND FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.

* 18. I BELIEVE THE WATER WON’T CLEAR TILL YOU GET THE PIGS OUT OF THE
CREEK.

19. I BELIEVE LOVE IS THE ANSWER, BUT YOU SHOULD OWN A GUN, JUST IN CASE.

[gregj410]

He’s great! Really one of the more common sense down to earth people in politics .

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This rant is old news, but always interesting to read. I never did the math, but if this is correct, it's pathetic. I remember the first time I heard SS was and entitlement, I was incensed.

https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=8 ... tid=l066kq