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Semper Fi
Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2017 8:42 am
by up148
A U.S. Marine enters the Catholic Church confessional booth in Jacksonville, NC
He tells the priest, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
Last night, I beat the ever-living crap out of a flag burning, cop hating, anti-Trump protester."
The priest says, "My son, I am here to forgive your sins, not to discuss your community service!
BH
Re: Semper Fi
Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2017 11:28 am
by rex desilets
up148 wrote:A U.S. Marine enters the Catholic Church confessional booth in Jacksonville, NC
He tells the priest, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
Last night, I beat the ever-living crap out of a flag burning, cop hating, anti-Trump protester."
The priest says, "My son, I am here to forgive your sins, not to discuss your community service!
BH
Stolen!!
Re: Semper Fi
Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2017 1:05 pm
by up148
rex desilets wrote:up148 wrote:A U.S. Marine enters the Catholic Church confessional booth in Jacksonville, NC
He tells the priest, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
Last night, I beat the ever-living crap out of a flag burning, cop hating, anti-Trump protester."
The priest says, "My son, I am here to forgive your sins, not to discuss your community service!
BH
Stolen!!
Sent to me in email form by a friend this morning. Heck, most everything we read on the "net" comes from somewhere else. What version did you hear?
BH
Re: Semper Fi
Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2017 5:39 pm
by rex desilets
Sorry. I meant I'm stealing it!!
Re: Semper Fi
Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2017 10:45 pm
by rogruth
Good steal.
Re: Semper Fi
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2017 2:37 am
by E7
>>
>> During a recent press conference, a reporter with MSNBC hollered from the press corps,
>>
>>
>> "Where is President Trump hiding his tax returns?"
>>
>> Press Secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, astutely responded, "We've found a very secure
>> place and I'm certain they won't be found."
>>
>> "And just where is that?", said the reporter, sarcastically.
>>
>> Mrs. Sanders grinned sardonically and said, "They are underneath Obama's college records, his passport application,
>> his immigration status as a student, his funding sources to pay for college, his college records, and his Selective
>> Service registration."
>> "Next question?"
Re: Semper Fi
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2017 11:12 am
by rex desilets
Re: Semper Fi
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2017 11:39 am
by Tom Dempsey
Denial is not just a river in Egypt.
Re: Semper Fi
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2017 6:08 pm
by Rufus T. Firefly
Tom Dempsey wrote:Denial is not just a river in Egypt.
But it can be treated with a few pills and a careful application of ECT.