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San Diegan

Postby San Diegan » Wed Dec 08, 2004 5:52 pm

And hey call me a knuckle dragger. You are in payback big time, Tramp.

Somehow, though, they just don't grab you like a Berk with a head of steam.

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Postby Tramp » Wed Dec 08, 2004 5:55 pm

It's grabbed me all right, but not the way I like to be grabbed. Our model has this muted silver around the door. It's going in the kitchen, drier in the shop. The drier even gives the clothes a variety of smell: fresh-cut grass, evening meadow, autumn breeze, lake shore mist, and the favorite, springtime wildflower.
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Postby 2railjon » Wed Dec 08, 2004 6:11 pm

You two are really starting to scare me. :shock:
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San Diegan

Postby San Diegan » Wed Dec 08, 2004 6:25 pm

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Your laundry is a reflection on you, Jon.

And the Bosch site even has a link called "Laundry in the News".

This is apparently important.

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Postby Tramp » Wed Dec 08, 2004 6:30 pm

San, why the hell do you have a photo of my wife? I wish she looked at me the way she's gazing at that laundry. Maybe that's why you pay so much for these things?
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Postby Daisy » Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:04 pm

Jon. Talk to me. I'm scared too. I'm all disoriented, thinking of divorce. What's normal? $2000 washers or laundromats? These guys have no idea how we do our laundry down south, do they?
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Postby 2railjon » Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:43 pm

Daisy, thank God!! For a moment I thought I was left in the spin cycle too long. F&ck. This is how we still do it down here. And if it does'nt come with TMCC or the "sweaty stripper scent" I'd take it back.
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Postby Tramp » Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:04 pm

Damn! Bosch doesn't offer the sweaty slipper or the sweaty stripper! I'm sending these back. Think she'll buy that?
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Postby Daisy » Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:22 pm

Bar Room Brawl and Fresh in from Yardwork are two of my favorites, you should get those too. Frankly, I don't know why we even wash the things when they smell so good dirty.
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Jackie Blue

Postby Jackie Blue » Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:54 pm

My favorites are "sweaty motorcycle leather" and "talcumed rubber."
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San Diegan

Postby San Diegan » Wed Dec 08, 2004 9:18 pm

"Wet fur" comes to my mind.

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Postby Tramp » Wed Dec 08, 2004 9:22 pm

Gee, I thought that wildflower one was the end all.

Hi, Jackie. You're still looking lovely.
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Postby Jackie Blue » Wed Dec 08, 2004 9:37 pm

Thanks Tramp. Wildflower? Over the scent of newly mown grass?

San, nothing like the scent of wet fur! You trump.
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Postby 2railjon » Wed Dec 08, 2004 9:48 pm

Hey, is this some "Leave It To Beaver" episode?
Jackie: crusty underwear or a challenger? :D
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Jackie Blue

Postby Jackie Blue » Wed Dec 08, 2004 10:14 pm

Jon, crusty underwear is a horror! But if it floats (or fetches the oars to) your boat, then so be it.

Some fella once told me (many moons ago) that he though the Beav's mom was sexy. Yikes! He's since become our president. Nuff said!
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