Lastly, I gotta show the 'rock stars' of the show. They had an unbelievable collection of beyond-antique steam-driven tractors, huge clanking, smoking, steaming, antediluvian behemoths.
I had seen maybe three in my lifetime, only one running. Here's about a THIRD of the number at this show:
They were ALL simmering by the time we got there at 0900. One or two or three at a time, they'd be driven around a loop in their area. It was a hoot to watch them take a turn... the steering wheel turns a drum, which at the same time pulls one chain in, and lets another one out, these chains being attached to the ends of the front axle. We are all well-used to driving cars with maybe two turns to go from left-lock to right-lock. These things were geared JUST a bit lower, and to make a 90 degree turn, they'd have to spin that wheel anywhere from 12 to 15 times. It got a bit frantic in the cab if a driver happened to under-commit when making a turn!!
Hev wrangled us a ride in the cab of one. Fascinating experience. They have all the running equipment of a steam locomotive: injectors and water-glasses, steam chest and cylinder, eccentric and main rods, Johnson bar and throttle. The only differences are that the the running gear is only one set, it sits on top of the boiler, and the wheels are gear driven.
Here's how it looks from the cab:
I had wondered at one point if it wouldn't have been a lot easier to just continue to hitch up a team of horses than go to the trouble of starting a fire, bringing up the steam, and keeping up with the maintenance. The stock answer was that they "run all day, never get tired and need a rest, don't need feeding" But ultimately, there was another answer, as you'll read below.
The Grand Finale of the day was the tractor pull. They ran the gamut of tractor makes and class sizes, but they saved the steam tractors for last. And it's one BIG FREAKIN' difference between an idling ride, and to watch and hear these things under full power. It was standing room only!! And an experience I don't have vocabulary to describe. They all had their boilers at full pressure, and there was a lot of 'popping-off' happening. To give them the last advantage of heat and fast burn, (and I think as much for the 'show' for the fans), they were throwing-in shovelfulls of sawdust. Fireboxs were glowing white-hot, and the burning sawdust was flying out the seams of the smokebox doors and flying out the stacks, a hundred feet high, belching coal smoke and steam, beating that staccato racket of a locomotive under full thrust... it was overwhelming. And to preserve the verisimilitude, they were burning kerosene in their headlamps, and had kerosene lanterns hung in their cabs.
But here was my last lesson. There wasn't an internal combustion engine that could TOUCH them for raw pulling power and torque.
Easily 15 ran that night. I have 9 of them in action from my digital camera. Unbef*ckinglievable!!
LOL, some of them were owned/operated by Amishmen, and they were as 'into' it as the 'English'.
What a show!!
