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Daisy
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Postby Daisy » Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:12 pm

Why do you kill them?

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Mitch
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Postby Mitch » Sat Apr 12, 2008 9:04 pm

Well, Daisy, because they are destructive rodents that dig holes and burrows and undermine the entire property if left unchecked. Tractors have been known to upset with serious injury to the operator when the whole friggin' ground caved in under a wheel on the side of a hill. Cattle and horses break their legs in the holes in fields and pastures.

Don't worry about them, though. They are prolific breeders, and some become wily enough that you never get 'em all.
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Postby Renovo PRR » Sat Apr 12, 2008 10:34 pm

:D Why do we kill them? Now that is a good one that no true country person would eve have to ask. Though some of my friends have been known to eat them.

A simple thing is that they are one of the most destructive pieces of crap alive. I guess you can tell they have done a real good job at times on the barn foundations. I can't figure them out I kill around 100 plus a year and there is no end in site of them.

Well I'm into the heat of AAU Basketball so needless to say I'm getting a good tour of the East Coast. I don't have much free time to talk trains or even make it the forums.

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Postby webenda » Sat Apr 12, 2008 11:09 pm

Rodents, besides spreading disease, eating our food stores, defecating in our food supplies, digging holes that cause horses and cattle to break their legs, they undermine levees.

Google Results 1 - 10 of about 15,400 for "levee failure due to rodent burrows".

Levee failures can be identified principally by the major mechanisms of failure (stability, overtopping, or subsurface seepage erosion), then more specifically by contributing factors (subsidence, cracks, and fractures, encroachments, waterside erosion, deformation, seepage, sinkholes, rodent burrows, and poor foundation conditions).

The bold underline is mine.

http://www.delta.ca.gov/plan/levee.asp
http://www.coe.berkeley.edu/forefront/f ... evees.html
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Back when I was growing up, if you didn't start someth'n, there wouldn't be noth'n.
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Postby webenda » Sun Apr 13, 2008 12:02 am

With all the MD-80's grounded for wiring inspection, business is booming at Amish Air.
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----Wayne----

Back when I was growing up, if you didn't start someth'n, there wouldn't be noth'n.
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Postby rogruth » Sun Apr 13, 2008 12:17 pm

Wayne,

ROTFLMAO.
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Postby 2railjon » Sun Apr 13, 2008 7:21 pm

Who needs a beer and a shot of takillya? :D
I thought I would pass on a story from our friend Capt. Turk!
One day, long, long ago........ there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch.

But this was long time ago........and it was just that one day.

The End
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Postby The Dirt » Sun Apr 13, 2008 7:24 pm

ME!

Wayne, that was a LOL!!

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Postby The Dirt » Sun Apr 13, 2008 8:13 pm

:lol: Jon, ROTFLMAO!! :lol:

One of the most profound non-fictions I've ever read!!

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Postby rogruth » Sun Apr 13, 2008 8:58 pm

Jon,

An obvious fantasy.

Never happen.Not even for one day.
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Postby Mitch » Sun Apr 13, 2008 9:23 pm

Reminds me of the worlds shortest fairy tale that I just read the other day.

Once upon a time, a young man asked a woman to marry him. NO!! she said.

And he lived happily ever after, and went hunting, and fishing, played golf and drank beer, and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END
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Postby rogruth » Sun Apr 13, 2008 9:28 pm

Mitch,

That's NOT a fairy tale.I know the guy.
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Postby Del Mar » Mon Apr 14, 2008 12:03 am

A sloth was mugged by a gang of snails. After the assault and calling 911, the authorities arrived. When asked what happened, he said "I don't know, it all happened so fast."

San

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Postby rogruth » Mon Apr 14, 2008 12:15 am

You talking about me,San?
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Postby 2railjon » Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:45 pm

This Sam Adams Summer Ale ain't too shabby!!! :D Nice flavor and not too heavy. Another 12 of them and I think tattoo'd granny will be lookin' good!!!!:lol: :lol:
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