Friscosteam wrote:Roger, Clowns and moons on the same stage? I would camp out for tickets.
He also does not suffer from coulrophobia, but we can fix that,
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He also does not suffer from coulrophobia, but we can fix that,
Did you know that if you put your ear up to a stranger’s leg you can hear them say, “What the F’k are you doing?”
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I was never afraid of clowns when I was a kid.Now-----I'm not so sure. 
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rogruth wrote:I was never afraid of clows when I was a kid.Now-----I'm not so sure.
Wait for the next couple of clown avatars to parade by,
Did you know that if you put your ear up to a stranger’s leg you can hear them say, “What the F’k are you doing?”
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Rufus T. Firefly wrote: He also does not suffer from coulrophobia, but we can fix that,
I do not fear the grease painted ones.
Elephant farts are a different story.
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Friscosteam wrote:...Rufus T. Firefly wrote: He also does not suffer from coulrophobia, but we can fix that,
...Elephant farts are a different story.
How and when did you ever get close enough to experience that story, or are you just making a sensible deduction?
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Murph,
Small 1 ring circus with elephus maximus flatulus.
Ringside seats are great, hot looking acrobat women (Wallenda family), interaction with the grease painted ones (I got wet of course.... the clown did not think I was a s funny as he was ) and then the elephant.... An older performer with an extra "benefit" for the olfactory sense.
At least that last part was fleeting.... fortunately. It did leave an indelible memory however.
Small 1 ring circus with elephus maximus flatulus.
Ringside seats are great, hot looking acrobat women (Wallenda family), interaction with the grease painted ones (I got wet of course.... the clown did not think I was a s funny as he was
) and then the elephant.... An older performer with an extra "benefit" for the olfactory sense.At least that last part was fleeting.... fortunately. It did leave an indelible memory however.
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Apparently, you lead a charmed life - no scars to show for your near-hits. 
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MurphOnMillerAve wrote:Apparently, you lead a charmed life - no scars to show for your near-hits.
"charmed"? Hmm, I am not sure that is just how I would describe it.
Seems to me that "charmed" would mean that an attractive trapeze artist might sit in my lap for a chat. I am lucky that there were no "residuals" however.
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rogruth wrote:I was never afraid of clowns when I was a kid.Now-----I'm not so sure.
Friendly neighbors ?
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Did you know that if you put your ear up to a stranger’s leg you can hear them say, “What the F’k are you doing?”
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Wayne and Rufus,
Now that is scary stuff
Now that is scary stuff
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Tramp wrote:Beer?
Yes, please, Sir! If you have a nice cream porter lightly chilled, I'll take one out here on the veranda while I watch the river go by....
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Rufus, your blue slogan has a lot of truth in it. The beauty of cyber beer is you can always get exactly what you want. As far as reality, how about and icy cold Molson Canadian? Not a great beer, but certainly drinkable. I bet Hi-low-center-two-rail J wouldn't complain if I handed him one. Though he might complain if there was only one. So would I!
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